Toilet paper thieves try to make clean getaway but can’t roll away from police

Port Hueneme police found 31 rolls of toilet paper, 31 towels of various sizes, four sets of bedsheets and 27 tissue boxes in a vehicle backseat.

from California https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-04-16/toilet-paper-thieves-arrests
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